I Am Invincible as Long as I'm Alive


Are you there tumblr, it’s me Jocelyn

In high school I always wanted more attention. No one cared what I did and I was never talked about for more than a couple hours.
I kinda miss when everything I did wasn’t a big deal to everyone. Idk how people can enjoy always being talked about. I’m pretty sure other people know more about my life than i do. Wtf.
Summer=detox. Hopefully


When anyone in Greek Life starts dating

hofstragreeks:

I’m like…

Via Hofstra Greeks

When I get invited to another formal

hofstragreeks:

on the outside…

on the inside…

and then I realize…

Via Hofstra Greeks

(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n)


bl4ck-sh33p asked: I'm only following u because I love ur smile k... follow back?

I suppose



ckilevone:

HHAHAHA oh shit

How sad is it that this made my night so much better

(Source: lawlipopzx)





charlotte-fey:

Every time!!

teehee

(Source: mon-cherie-anguisette)



awalkingrevival:

gpoy.

ya actually



mind fuck

(Source: fawfal)



necronomnomnomicon:

Spidey post? Spidey post.

the last one. 


Via Ramblings of a Madman


PAHAHAHAHHAHAH EVERY TIME

(Source: rayijs)


My plan for life

It’s pretty simple actually

-find a rich sexy asshole boy from long island…and by asshole I mean douchebag sense of humor…but is a perfect gentleman to me
-own some sort of advertising business and get rich off of it…I mean my sexy boyfriend will be rich…but I can’t just sit around all day bored waiting for him to come home
-get a dog…definitely a husky
-be proposed to…like how Monica did it for chandler (of course he’ll light the candles…not me)
-oh yea the ring is gonna be from Tiffany’s duh
-be on say yes to the dress
-get married and have my reception at navy pier in Chicago
-have 3 kids…2 girls and one boy
-have a house in oyster bay and key west
-grow old and eventually move to Florida

Perfect. Can’t wait. :)


John Mayer

is my favorite. probs listening to his sexy voice all night


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